One thing I really love is to be interrupted. It’s the best! Have you ever tried it? Oh you really should.
First, you’ll need a partner- some one who thinks they know everything and that you are slow or even mentally defunct. It’s helps if the person is also impatient and reliably irritable.
Next, try to tell an interesting story, or relay a piece of information that is important to your interruption partner.
If you’re doing it right, your I.P. should interrupt you before you are able to finish what you wanted to say! Did it work? Isn’t it awesome? It’s cool because if you are ever having a low self-esteem day and want to confirm the bad things you’re thinking about yourself, you can just hope to be interrupted!
Now, this hobby isn’t as fun when you’re in a good mood, or feeling confident. On those days, you may have to be prepared with a snotty or passive aggressive remark. Try one of these:
“Yea no shit, you didn’t let me finish”
“Oh do you already know this?”
“Call me back when you’re cured of interruptasaurusitis”
Complete silence will also work. But usually an interrupting partner won’t be the kind of person who understands subtitles like getting hung up on.
Well I hope you’ve enjoyed this review of being interrupted. It is a wonderful way to pass the time and feel like an unimportant turd! Remember: if you aren’t important, people won’t ask you to do things. You’ll be free as a bird!
