Ok Oprah, you’ve really kicked it up a notch haven’t you? In your on-going effort to break my spirit, you are taping your anniversary show on the street that I must cross to get from my home to my office.
I have to admit it was a clever move. It must have been difficult to get the city on board, especially when you told them you were only doing it to annoy one person, but you did it. You are very powerful and will stop at nothing to get me.
Today is day on of two of your supposed “anniversary show”. You and I know it’s really just revenge for the time I made fun of you about The Secret. It’s not that I don’t appreciate the power of positive thinking, I just think it’s a little insulting to propose that poor people can solve their problems by wishing for things. At lunch I will do some reconnaissance and find out exactly what you have in store for me.
I won’t roll over so easily Oprah! I’ll fight this!
