Ten Indications That You Might Be A Total A-Hole Behind The Wheel*:
1. You text/email/check your facebook page/do your make up/read the paper (seriously, I’ve seen several people doing this) while driving.
2. You think it’s perfectly fine to budge the line of traffic at on off-ramp by riding the shoulder, then act pissed off when people don’t let you in.
3. You honk at the person in front of you as soon as the light turns green.
4. You have more than one religious, political, or “funny” bumper sticker on your car.
5. You use your brakes when merging.
6. You are a cab driver.
7. You never care whether or not you are within the yellow lines of a parking spot and that you may be screwing the guy next to you by parking so close to his car that he has to climb out the passenger side and resort to spitting on your car out of fury.
8. You have a pair of plastic testicles hanging from your truck hitch.
9. You smoke in your car and throw your cigarette butts out of the window.
10. You drive unnecessarily close to bikes and pedestrians just to “show them who’s boss”.
* If you identify with more than one of these traits, please seriously consider your motorist style.
plastic testicles? for real?
For real, they’re all the rage right now.
11. You make brash driving decisions while talking on a cellphone.
See, that’s why I just have a pager.