This is my new opponent. The Butterfinger Buzz. I want to eat it so bad but I just can’t bring myself to do it.
I felt the same way about 5 Hour Energy Shots and when I finally tried one I was immediately hooked. I was strung out on those things for five months. It was insane. I would tweak out around 3 pm and start calling my alderman and bitching about the U-Haul $5 Clean Air fee. Why can’t they just make the rental $5 more and not tack on a fake fee that could cause their more unstable customers to become irate?
But I think the Butterfinger Buzz and I will be different. I think I’m ready for a healthy relationship between me and a caffeinated candy bar.
Oh my Gawd! Where do they sell these? I want to crush one up and snort it right now!!
You’re local 7-11 or White Hen should be well stocked with Butterfinger Buzz. Please use with caution until you become familiar with it’s effects.