Dear Poor Lucky Me,
The other day I was thinking to myself….”why does warm milk put you to sleep?” So I decided to ask the trusty internet by going to Google and typing in “why does….” and do you know what came up as the FIRST suggested question? “Why does my vag smell?”
Seriously. Screen shot attached. You can try this yourself. It is the very first thing that comes up when you type “why does….”
What the hell?
Wondering if you have any insight into this baffling phenomenon. Is smelly vag a serious problem in our society I wasn’t aware of? Or are owners of smelly vages just extra internet savvy therefore skewing the results?
Sincerely,
On a more upbeat note, I say lets give “vag” the benefit of the doubt. Maybe it’s a well-known acronym for Vestigial Anterior Gut or Vacation Alternative Guide. Maybe it’s short for the word vagabond or vagrant. I mean it could be any number of innocent abbreviations.
Consider this story: I have a dear friend who is close to her father. Recently when she would voice her worries about school or tell him about a bad day, he would say “LOL”. It hurt her feelings- she couldn’t understand why her dad was always laughing out loud when she needed praise or support. Finally she asked what he thought it meant. “Love you lots” he replied.
Let’s hope you and I are cynical, and there are a lot of Google users out there with smelly vagus nerves.
Sincerely, P.S. Why DOES Kim Zolciak wear a wig?
Sorry to Talk About Smelly Vages on a Tuesday
Dear Sorry,
It’s not your fault. Google search has broken up literally dozens of relationships. People think it’s an auto fill when it’s just Google trying to rule another aspect of your life. They couldn’t just be happy being your search engine, email, hosting your blog, doing the analytics for your blog, being your news source and your calendar. They had to try and sow everyone’s information to predict your searches. And smelly vag is what they reaped. Well done Google.
Poor Lucky Me
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