10 Important Alternative Uses For Chelada (Bud Light & Clamato)
1. To induce vomiting if you have ingested poison and have no ipecac on hand.
2. To induce vomiting to leave work early.
3. To Induce vomiting for any other reason.
4. To threaten children: “If you don’t quiet down you’ll have to drink a Chelada with dinner!”
5. To increase your clam intake due to a life threatening disease that hasn’t yet been discovered.
6. To prove to a court of law that you have a mental illness (drinking two Cleladas would make any jury declare you mentally incompetent).
7. To annoy your friends by insisting they serve Chelada at their parties.
8. To win the “Worst Secret Santa/Grab Bag Gift Of All Times”.
9. To thwart your baby sitter from raiding your fridge.
10. To prove to yourself that it exists and your not just having an acid flashback at the supermarket.
