Dear Poor Lucky Me,
My girlfriend has started gaining weight. Not a lot, maybe five pounds. But I think I know where this is headed and I really don’t want to date a fat chick. So I’m thinking about either buying her a gym membership for her birthday or even just suggesting she go on a diet.
I really love this girl but it’s really important that my mate is physically fit. I think she would understand where I was coming from too.
-Name Withheld
Dear Name Withheld,
If you love something and it gains a little weight and you think it’s fat,
I think my Grandmother had that needlepointed on a pillow or something.
Your situation reminds me of an old saying I heard once:
Let it go,
Because you’re probably painfully shallow,
Or have wicked low self esteem,
And it’s better off without you.
Sincerely,
Poor Lucky Me
