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As you all know, the Greatest Person Ever awards are rebranding for their 2010 season. Because I am a long-time holder of the coveted plaque, their committee has asked me to aid in the process. My assignment: Reveal my true identity, allow my many fans to see me as I truly am- a really awesome person who is fraught with flaws and neurosis, just like you.
At first I balked at the idea. I didn’t think I was ready to come out from behind the curtain. But the Greatest Person Ever Awards needed me. The organization really understood me and recognized my strengths, it was important to me to live up to the award. So here it goes.
The real Poor Lucky Me is me. I’m a 31 year old woman who lives in Chicago IL in a tiny apartment with my husband and dog. I work in advertising and am pregnant with my first baby. I rarely practice what I preach, but I keep trying. And I really believe that everything will be ok.
So that’s who I really am. I think the truth is going to change everything. You have all been writing me your deepest darkest secrets for three years; perhaps it’s time to shed some light on my own.
