Dear Readers,

Exercising makes me really tired and there are cushy chairs in the locker room at the gym.  Is it acceptable to take a quick cat-nap after a good work out?  Why else would they put those chairs there if they don’t want people like me snoozing in them?

I won’t be looking at naked people because my eyes will be closed.

Sincerely,

Poor Lucky Me

Dear Readers,

I can’t hold this in any longer- I must confess!  I have watched August Rush, P.S. I Love You, and No Reservations this year.  And (gulp) I was moved by all of them.  I’m assuming – based on my tolerance for these movies- that I’ve suffered a mild brain aneurysm.

Sincerely,

Poor Lucky Me