Dear Poor Lucky Me,
Is it true that Bernie Madoff is still living in a fancy apartment in Manhattan? How could this be? I think he scammed people to the tune of 50 Billion dollars. Maybe that number is not exact, but my Uncle Chuck has been in jail for selling LSD since 1976. Why does there seem to be such a huge disconnect between white color criminals and the rest of us? Also, did I miss the boat on creating a pyramid scheme? Because I think house arrest in a fine town house would be better then eeking out a living the honest way.
With Curiosity and Outrage,
Working Class Slob
Dear Working Class Slob,
I’m in the process of developing a political theory whereby I prove that the general public is incapable of looking at the politico-civic society as a whole. For instance: How can people make gay marriage their number one political issue when they may be living next to a 200 pound pet chimp that could rip there face off at any minute? Which issue is more likely to directly affect you?
But maybe I’m putting too much theory into something that could be explained with more ease. Maybe people are just mostly idiots. I don’t really believe that, but it’s hard not to come to that conclusion if you read the newspaper.
I’m so sorry to hear about your Uncle. You’re right that there is a huge and embarrassing divide between victimless crimes- like drug offenses- and white collar crimes like Bernie Maddoff’s. The good news is that Madoff is now hated with the level of passion reserved for child molesters. I imagine that his presence will probably make former stock brokers and scam artists form gangs like regular prison. They might be more eloquent while they beat Madoff’s ass, but they’ll get him all the same. It’ll be just like a prison movie, but the guys will be fatter and more entitled.
Bernie Madoff is going to get his comeuppance.
Sincerely,
Poor Lucky Me